Office by Alex Penny
I play by my own rules.
Just saw the vagina monologues and I have a new sense of respect and understanding for my vagina..
who Wore it Better?
So Erykah Badu is no longer playing and everyone is silent. I don’t know what is worse the slience or this bad semi techo music. I mean, I am happy I don’t have to indulge in meaningless conversations with co workers I do not care for but who drives for 30 minutes in a car full of people and no one speaks?
Regardless, if they don’t cut this wack house/ techno music off I will jump out of this car on this freeway…
oh and did I mention the fact that one is wearing blade sunglasses and another ray bans. I feel like I’m on the set of rush hour 4 with a boring, dry Chris tucker, and a break dancing techno loving Jackie Chan… grrh I just can’t
47 years ago the most caring man I know was born. Although, I did not appreciate his presence and his dedication to his family until my college years, I still knew I had something in my life that many girls hunger. My dad was a strict disciplinary who would do anything for his family. After over 15 years of marriage my parents have shown me what an ideal family should be. I strive for their relationship when It’s my time for marriage. I appreciate having such a strong male role model in my life. Love you daddy, I hope you have a wonderful birthday. In the words of my little sister “happy birthday you old fart”
love u dad
So I guess this car ride isn’t as bad as I thought it would be. we are stuck in traffic but nevertheless,the soultrist Erykah Badu is playing over these pointless mediocre conversations. T
There is nothing worse than being stuck in a car for 50 minutes with three people who you absolutely despise. My job should give me a bonus if I remain sane in this situation. I will give a disclaimer RIGHT as I enter the car “do not speak to me unless you are ready to get cursed out, severely”. I just CANNOT imagine how I am going to survive this disaster. Dear, Thursday hurry up come and end quickly. Thanks
Jamaica
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Jasmine Mans